I was out with my friend from Croatia one night looking at her phone. Her cell had soo many names in it that I was convinced she didn't know who all of them were. I was scrolling through quizzing her, and then I came upon this entry. This graphic is a reproduction of what I actually saw.
"You have Jizz on your phone." I joked... Which would have gotten a laugh in America. "Yeah, that's my best friend Jisabella. But we just call her Jizz. " "Seriously? Is she a porn star?" "NO! Why?" "Do you know what jizz means in America?" "No." (insert me acting here) "oh...OH...Ewwwww." We both started dying laughing.
We met up with some of her friends later that night. I pictured her being like "This is my friend Semantha, but we just call her Semen. And this is Sploogella. But we just call her..."
you get the idea..
Sorry for the childish humor, but I thought it was classic. Here's a more mature bit for you. This truck was parked outside of the supermarket in Vienna early one morning...
Nothing like a fresh delivery of Titz to start your day off right.
0 comments:
Post a Comment