I've stayed at a hostel the past few nights but yesterday morning I decided to pay for the buffet breakfast at this somewhat nice hotel next door. Assuming it was only breakfast and that it couldn't be that expensive (usual breakfast is like 30 kuna) I just sat down and ate. After I finished, the waitress brought me the bill for 95 kuna! If I knew it was going to be so costly I would have consumed waaay more. Outraged, I decided to get my money's worth. Here is a picture of all the food I could stuff into my backpack without getting caught. There was also a second turkey sandwich, but I swallowed the evidence before this shot was taken. After downloading it I realized it looks very similar to the contraband photos taken after a drug bust, but instead of heroine and semi-automatics...I'm pushing bananas and some very well put together trail mix. I'm like the healthiest dealer in the world and would have probably done 10-12 years if I got caught. I added up the costs of these items, and happily concluded I made a profit off this meal. Plus, you have no idea how much I could get for trail mix with dried cranberries on the street. That's some quality shit. Tough to find in these parts.
Hahaha! You showed them! But that is ridiculously expensive, like $18!! Reminds me of when I bought a bottled water at Ground Zero and it was $4!! I nearly choked but I was thirsty so let it be.
ReplyDeleteOh Emma, you have soo much to learn about NY...if i were you, next time you're thirsty just take your bottle over to the Hudson River and fill it up there. Some of the cleanest water on this earth. :)
ReplyDeleteplease dont really...
:) I know - I got caught but had opened it up before I know what he was charging.
ReplyDeleteOh, and it is "Emm". "Emm" is for Mandy.